Lion Kinging

When you’re fucking a girl and she begins to bleed from her vagina, you mix your cum in a cup with her blood, and proceed to dip your fingers in the cup. Begin to draw two lines on her forehead, one on each cheek, and another two on her chin, thus completing the action of Lion Kinging

“So basically I was Lion Kinging Sandy Cheeks and she kinda looked like Simba.”

by Levi Spencer September 2, 2020

Kindling

The act of becoming extremely involved in reading an Amazon Kindle.

Ex. 1: Hey, I've got to leave early.. I'm Kindling in bed tonight.

by crzyblnd1 November 16, 2011

krilling

The act of standing in an area with a large amount of women passing through and hitting on as many as possible in a short period of time. Typically outside the exit at bar closing time or ideally at the bottom of the escalator leaving one of Vegas' fancier clubs. Based on the way whales just swim with their mouths open through schools of krill and eat as much as they can.

"Its almost 4:00 AM, let's head over to Tao and do some krilling before we hit the strip clubs."

by Summer of Rob March 6, 2009

Ringling Bros

1. A threesome with two guys and a girl, in which the girl is in an unusual position, like that of a contortionist in a Ringling Brothers circus. It is the Eiffel Tower's weird cousin.

2. A threesome with a weird/freakish looking girl.

Dude, Lars and I brought back this freak from the bar. When we found out how flexible she was we totally ringling brosed her.

When Ben and I saw a bearded lady in Mexico, we slammed a bottle of Jack and ringling brosed her. Fucking crazy night.

by TheSwineFloutist May 1, 2009

hell kindling

When saying someone is going to burn in hell just isn't strong enough, go with hell kindling. This would be the sort of individual that the rest of hell's residents would rather not be associated with, the sort that burns even easier than the others. When they show up, the rest of the damned would be like "Damn! Did it just get hotter in here?" What gets the hellfires started quicker than anything else? Hell kindling.

"That Bernie Madoff is just the sort of hell kindling that will stave off a cold day in hell."

by The_J_Man March 2, 2009

krinking

A popular dance move in Miami clubs

Did you see Dilly on the dance floor? He was Krinking his ass off!

by Krunk & Dilly December 15, 2008

Kindling

When 2 - 35 people get together for sex, but no one physically touches each other. The arousal begins with Yax in a bedazzled thong, and he dances seductively in front of the audience. The sheer sexuality from this display is enough to induce orgasms, in some cases multiple. Bats has squirted from kindling and he's a guy. This shit is real.

Yax, it's been a while. It's time for a good kindling.

by MisterPicklesss July 2, 2019