Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.
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Never flexes but has more than 1000 wins
Never loses and is always helping bots and meme-ing
Just imagine a TTV and a memer in one
Never flexes but has more than 1000 wins
Never loses and is always helping bots and meme-ing
Just imagine a TTV and a memer in one
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He’s the boy you all dream about! He’s just too perfect, everybody needs a Kasper in their life. When you start to like him, there’s no turning back!!
by Bente Knudsen December 30, 2018
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Person 1: Yo Efe what's the answer to number 5.
Person 2: I just sent a photo to the groupchat.
Person 1: Shut the hell up Kasperl and give me the answer.
Person 2: I just sent a photo to the groupchat.
Person 1: Shut the hell up Kasperl and give me the answer.
by yarir March 3, 2023
Get the Kasperl mug.(Noun) A sexual act in which the giving party dips their hand in elmer's glue, then proceeds to coat their hand in rice krispies. After the hand is thoroughly coated, the giving party proceeds to give the receiving party a handjob with the aforementioned hand.
Not to be confused with a popper, which is a very similar act, but with popcorn kernels which are heated in the oven at 425° Fahrenheit for about 10 minutes in the place of rice krispies.
Not to be confused with a popper, which is a very similar act, but with popcorn kernels which are heated in the oven at 425° Fahrenheit for about 10 minutes in the place of rice krispies.
by ted_cruz_isthezodiackiller July 31, 2017
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Blonde girl: "Have you met Kasper already?"
Her friend: "yes, he is adorable! He is so helpful with everything"
Blonde girl: "I know, that's why he's become irresistible to me" 🙈
Her friend: "yes, he is adorable! He is so helpful with everything"
Blonde girl: "I know, that's why he's become irresistible to me" 🙈
by KrazyandBruni November 22, 2021
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by David Krasner March 30, 2005
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