philip kotler presidential award

The act of pleasuring yourself by licking your own Asshole. Used in reference to inventing an award to present to yourself.

What a coincidence! My cat was receiving a Philip kotler presidential award while Modi was receiving the same.

by Class struggle memes January 15, 2019

Kotex

Brand of "women's menstruation products."

Kotex fits. Period.

by evilhighpunkin February 22, 2004

katzenklo

The most holy word to bless this green earth. It can be used in any situation to outsmart your opponents

Person 1: "Where should we eat tonight?"
Person 2: "katzenklo"

Person1: "Where's your homework??"
Person 2: "katzenklo"

Person 1: "Honey it's all a bit too much right now, I think we should break up"
Person2: "katzenklo"

by katzenklo October 17, 2021

Die Katze ist Kaputt

Translates to "the cat is broken". Sometimes used as a greeting to other students that are learning German.

Person #1. Die Katze ist kaputt!
Person #2. Noo! Not die Katze!!

by Anonomono October 30, 2009

Slutty Katzen

An Alcoholic drink made of Malibu, Jack Daniels and Strongbow Cider.

David: Josh go fech me a slutty katzen, I love it like I love you.
Josh: Sure, and after if i'm drunk enough we can make out.

by Twanny666 January 16, 2013

captain kotex

1. a moody bastard.

2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.

3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay

1. George is such a captain kotex. That
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.

2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.

by streetwhiz April 5, 2009

Oeffentliche Katze

Unter einer öffentliche Katze wird eine Katze verstanden, welche in der Welt herum reist. Sie wird fälschlicherweise oft mit der Wildkatze oder einer Streunerkatze verwechselt.

Anzutreffen ist diese Art von Katzen zu 99% im Dorf Schneeren (PLZ: 31535)

Wenn meine Katze nicht mehr bei mir wohnen will, verlässt sie mich und wird eine oeffentliche Katze.

by Haubentaucher August 26, 2019