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Chicago Koozie

This fantastic move requires you be close to ejaculation. On the verge of climax, you stick an empty Red Solo cup in the girl's pussy when she's lying on her back. Blow your load into the cup. (Be sure not to spill). Pull her legs up on your shoulders and make your undeveloped children seep down her pubic area, down her stomach, and into her mouth if you have miraculous accuracy.
Lay down bitch, here comes the Chicago Koozie.
by Djaylovessteven March 20, 2014
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kookie

nick name of Jungkook bts
Child reference of penis in Hungarian
crazy bitch: damm kookie has a huge kookie
by at hong kong May 10, 2018
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koozie

A cylindrical insulator for beer can and beer bottles (it probably also works with other beverages in aluminum cans or glass bottles). Usually made from foam and cloth and sold at convenience stores.
(alt spellilng coozie)
Wow, this koozie is keeping my beer cold and my hand warm at the same time.
by emily December 14, 2004
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koolies

a small group of people who constantly session on and pride themselfs on being alcholics and cud possibly be the best drinkers in the world!koolies are also know to travel in packs and 1 day pland to take over the world.it was rumored that the koolies beat chuck norris in a drinking contest but the fbi covered it up saying that chuck norris could never be beat and that his drink was spiked with 100 elephant tranks (per drink) it still ended in a draw.
oh man i was sessioning with the koolies last nite and i couldnt keep up with them they drink like fishs
by clerk 1 of 5 October 3, 2008
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Kooie

Kooie is the smell between the butthole and testicles/vagina, (the gooch area).
Bar dude: Damn girl let me get down on that fur burger..

Bar chick: Okay hottie sounds good to me..

Bar dude: Your ham wallet looks good but i just cant stand that "kooie"! Later ho!
by skeletoryv April 1, 2010
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koobietalk

Foolish or meaningless words or actions. e.g. nonsense.
That broad is just spouting off koobietalk.
by Michael C. Mettler January 3, 2005
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Koozie queef

The sound made when a Negra Modelo bottle is forced into a standard size beer koozie.
That wasn't me. It was a koozie queef.
by JabboDog May 3, 2014
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