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A word that I created one night. It's un-questionably the greatest word of all-time.
Koof! - Me
koof by Scooter July 3, 2004
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To 'fuck' something in the sense of breaking or destroying, rather than of copulating with it.

Backslang of fook - a corruption of fuck.

Not to be confused with queef.
Fred totally koofed his van by driving it into a wall.
koof by phantom oddity August 12, 2004
To ruin, spoil, harm, or cause damage to.
Oh you koofed that up, didn't you?
koof by Estookay April 27, 2003
A large chunk of undigested food, and or meat.
I just marlked up a koof.
koof by Griffen Davis August 27, 2007
calf preserved in formaldehyde, usually found in many a biology cupboard
oh look there is a koof
koof by shorty May 29, 2004
1. The passing of gas
2. inappropriate person
1. chelsea just koofed , it smells badly
2. that koof failed college twice already
koof by eric j alexander June 16, 2008