Kongel

The greatest insult know to man. Basically the worst thing you can be; the lowest form of mankind.

That guy who spilled all of the tea is acting like a real kongel!

by TitanKing2012 May 27, 2010

kånkel-bär

The Swedish translation of the word Dingle Berry (The crusty, hard, smelly cruds of poo that get stuck in the hair growing around the anus)
"kånkel" translates into "clingy" or "sticky" and "bär" into "forest fruit". hence the equivalent of Dingle Berry

Yo holmes, pass me a tootpick I've got a bad case of kånkel-bär goin on between my teeth.

by rustyrimjob February 12, 2008

konklebar

A German way of saying dingleberry, also known as pieces of poop only connected by a single strand of hair.

Dude i just went to take a crap and I had a huge konklebar
Friend- What dude... that's awesome!!!!

by Mjoid June 23, 2017

Konkey

noun

Short form for concussion
1. Pathology. injury to the brain or spinal cord due to jarring from a blow, fall, or the like.
2. shock caused by the impact of a collision, blow, etc.
3. the act of violently shaking or jarring.

I can't believe they let Tua play after that konkey. He might konk-out
Eric Lindros had a shortened career do to Konkeys

by pllazy12 November 3, 2022

konkalonka

Imaginary disease you tell children about to scare or persuade them to do something like eat their vegetables or take medicine. Also used with bonkatobia which you will catch at the same time.

You better take your vitamins or your going to catch konkalonka and bonkatobia.

by Mum 1 June 14, 2007

korkel

Korkel coming from the Latin term "a black mans penis" is a very commonly known HALO 2 player, who also enjoys playing counter strike source. He is known for his expert sniping skills in HAlO and his unpredictable 1 Deag's in Counter Strike Source.

Korkel is a rare species, spawned to play only FPS games, the only word in his vocabulary are as follows;
"Manamanahoooo"
"Bang Bang"
"Bang Bang Game"
"Big Bang Game Trig"
"Fuck you"
"Sit The Fuck Down"
"The last time you saw double digits was in the ping"

Holy mother of shit, Korkel just 1 deaged my face while sniping me in HALO 2 at the same time.

by Samuel T. McNeil December 24, 2007

kunkel

A family of humans, that most people find "strangely attractive." They are skilled at many arts, including music, network administration, computer programming, and eating box.

Man, that person is good at the drums! He must be a kunkel!

by Goro2k February 22, 2008