A family of humans, that most people find "strangely attractive." They are skilled at many arts, including music, network administration, computer programming, and eating box.
Man, that person is good at the drums! He must be a kunkel!
1) To defecate in a very forceful manner.
2) To defecate so much in the toilet, it is effectively "destroyed."
3) A violent, sometimes painful expelling of fecal matter, prone to leaving splatter marks in the bowl and/or on the underside of the seat of one's toilet.
Cartman: "I'm going to the bathroom!"
Kyle: "Dude, he's totally punishing your toilet!"