kolo toured

To attempt at something but fail miserably.

I tried to clear the ball out of the box but Kolo Toured it and scored in my own net.

by JGenzy February 14, 2014

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alex's kolo

A nightmare featuring a fat potato with his bum hanging out ready to squash you.

Kat: Have you seen alex's kolo lately?
Cat: Yeah, its a nightmare.

by James Hardtits June 1, 2018

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Kolo Moment

When someone is inactive in a Discord Server for an extended amount of time, and when they finally join the only thing the person does is yell "retard".

Discord Member: "Now THAT was a Kolo moment."

by Martin Nocturne November 26, 2021

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Kolo

An individual so selfish that they literally don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves; even their own family comes second to their own greed.

That guy is such a Kolo, I heard he goes to Planet Fitness on free pizza night and walks out with five or six boxes.

by ccc915verizonsucks April 21, 2018

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Some guy who accused spaceuk of cheating in slaughterhouse (#1 on the demonlist at the time) in 2021, while few people (myself included) thought they were 100% true, many others were calling them a liar and criticized the hell out of them which lead to them leaving geometry dash, it wasn’t until Paqoe (A former gd player and demonlist moderator i think) looked at spaceuk’s completions more carefully and on April 2023 spaceuk admitted to hacking every extreme demon after wasureta.
So to the people (who haven’t done so already) who criticized Kolo and called them a liar to GO FUCKING APOLOGIZE!!

Kolo GD was right all along

by CCGamer14 August 19, 2023

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