kolo toured

To attempt at something but fail miserably.

I tried to clear the ball out of the box but Kolo Toured it and scored in my own net.

by JGenzy February 14, 2014

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kolo

its persian racistly word for african-iranians as same as N word in US

-will you marry me?
-oh shit no , you're real kolo

by amir hashemi May 30, 2018

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A term which, although has no meaning, means alot. It is primarily used after a sentence or simply by itself, by sickkunts or very drunk people, to indicate a form of balance and mutual understanding/agreement.

Friend: “Aye Alper, did you see that sickkunt Oliver in the gym last night? What a beast, am I right?”
Alper: “Kolo”

“Do you like this picture?”
“Kolo”

by Listepik April 29, 2018

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alex's kolo

A nightmare featuring a fat potato with his bum hanging out ready to squash you.

Kat: Have you seen alex's kolo lately?
Cat: Yeah, its a nightmare.

by James Hardtits June 1, 2018

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Kolo

An individual so selfish that they literally don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves; even their own family comes second to their own greed.

That guy is such a Kolo, I heard he goes to Planet Fitness on free pizza night and walks out with five or six boxes.

by ccc915verizonsucks April 21, 2018

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Randal Kolo Muani

the sexiest footballer in this world. came to PSG from frankfurt and he has been cooking like mad when playing at the parc des princes. this man is world class and even the great lionel messi admits that he should win a ballon dor in the coming future. he will sit that ninja turtle on his arse and become the new owner of PSG

Randal Kolo Muani is the coldest footballer on planet earth

by big fat tubby December 15, 2023

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