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kolodziej 

. In a lot of languages the word ‘kolodziej means’ small penis. It is also a common surname in the country of Poland.
If you were to come across someone called ‘......... kolodziej’ you betta run
‘You have a kolodziej’. ‘I slept with someone who had a kolodziej... how embarrasing’
kolodziej by Hahagggga May 7, 2018

Kolodnies 

Old cereal of 1970's, somewhat like Trix, but was all one color.
Had picture of Kangaroo-like creature on front of box. Also had TV commercial where someone repeats in strange voice, "Kolodnie, Kolodnie..." while creature mentioned above hops across screen (animation).
Eat all your Kolodnies, Marvin, or you'll catch your death of cold!
Kolodnies by Norman December 5, 2003

kolodziejczyk 

A polish last name that was supposed to be royalty in the country but ended up in an incestrial circle that is never ending.
kolodziejczyk
kolodziejczyk by Depart Demon October 30, 2022

kolodziejczak 

Kolodziejczak is a the best person in class and is unpredictable
In advisory, the kolodziejczak are her granola bar and sat in the advisors chair.
kolodziejczak by Emma Alphabet December 11, 2023

Teresa Kobździej 

Teresa K, the most sexy bitch on earth. 72 years old, and she gets super powers. This motherfucker will drop you m8 if you dont answer her. She is a Proffesional Street Ni**a. She and her squad of ur grannys, will come and beat the SHIT out of you. GANG GANG. You dont mess with Teresa Kobździej AKA Most Gangster MaddaFakka of them all
Teresa Kobździej is the most Gangster Granny, maddafakka of them all
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