kojak balls

Hairless testicles, either by nature or as a result of shaving the scrotum.

"Dude has no body hair whatsoever."

"Seriously ?"

"It's freaky. Chest, armpits, legs, nothing at all. I'm telling you, he even has KOJAK BALLS."

"Ewww."

by Demarates July 9, 2007

kojak

A bald-headed man, who is usually white. Otherwise you might refer to him as "black kojak" or "brown kojak"

Don't mess with Kojak girl. He's having a bad hair day.

by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006

Kojak

A parking spot right in front of your destination. Named after the show "Kojak" in which Telly Savales always parked right in front of any building in New York City in the middle of the day, which of course is impossible.

We were meeting Jen and Heather at the restaurant and found a kojak.

by AndreaStarrett September 4, 2006

Kojak Moment

When you suddenly figure something out.

Watching a film and you figure out the plot seven minutes in, "Wow! That was such a Kojak moment!"

by scr1bl1ed May 21, 2011

kojap

a person whose heritage is the result of the 30+ year japanese occupation of south korea

ash? she's a really hot kojap... korean and japanese? or japko...

by boogerflicker892 January 12, 2009

Kojacking

noun. The act of shaving off all hair on the head, similarly to the TV character Kojak, to conceal male pattern baldness.

"He was starting to lose hair, so he had himself a Kojacking."

"Kojacking; the new comb-over"

by Forsyth Blythe-Smythe I April 19, 2014

Kojak

A new series on USA that could of been a quality series, but is unfortunately nothing more than a "PC" (politically correct remake.

USA miscalculated severely with the new "PC" Kojak!

by Piranha March 25, 2005