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Splooge Knuckle

The act of masturbating and cumming on your knuckles and then punching someone in the face.
Trudeau really pissed me off so I gave him a splooge knuckle.
by Jpow September 14, 2018
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shit knuckle

someone who does nothing. Sits around all day with their thumb up there ass to the knuckle.
Paul: Hey Todd, did you get that work done that you were supposed to do?

Todd: Aww, meant to, but didn't get around to it yet, sorry dude.

Paul: Yur a fuckin shit knuckle Todd, get to work!
by hecklndecalr March 19, 2010
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wolf knuckle

Male testicles. Can also be used in the same sense as bubblegum if you are so inclined.

While the word is derived from camel toe, it is incorrect to say that a wolf knuckle is the male equivalent of a camel toe.
It is always advisable to trim your wolf knuckle if you want to get teabagged.

While men know most of the basics of proper hygiene, we often fail to keep a trim wolf knuckle, much to the chagrin of women around the world.
by John Amechi August 19, 2005
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Double knuckle shufle

Inserting one finger in the vagina and one in the ass.
I was applying the double knuckle shuffle to your mother last night.
by Moolie April 6, 2005
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knuckle dragger

Reminiscent of the hunched over cave man, with his arms to the ground. An insult used against those of extremely low intelligence, or general stupidity.

Also see low brow
by Matt September 29, 2004
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dirty knuckle

verb; when you forcefully go knuckle and/ or wrist deep to successfully penetrate ones' anus. (leaving you with dirty knuckle)
Sean- "what the f**k is on your hands?

Kevin- "I gave my girl a dirty knuckle last night, I guess I missed a spot"
by big pimp nasty September 15, 2013
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right-handed knuckle chopper

God damn. I knuckle chopped my cock so bad, it hurts.

You have no time to masturbate? Go for the right-handed knuckle chopper. It's fast and good!
by Dutz April 5, 2013
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