knork

1. n. The long-awaited hybrid of a knife and a fork. Hypothetical utensil invented by Arbie, Izzy, and the author.

2. n. A nerd/dork of unparalleled, unprecedented, or generally epic proportions.

1.
"Who wah tha genuith who inventedh tha knork? I jus frickin cuh mah ongue off!!"

2.
Kirk: You love me; just admit it.
Marie: Dude what the hell; you're such a knork.

by valkyrie's flight March 4, 2010

knort

When you are masturbating and try to edge it off but are unable to.

Justin tried to edge himself but ended up knorting.

by Seryph August 18, 2017

knork

a wonderful device that combines the usefulness of a fork and a knife into one. is a wonderful gift for a recent amputee.

i lost my arm in a tragic marching band accident! knorks saved my life because you can cut food with them using only one hand!

by twotimesfour September 20, 2005

knorr

A type of instant rice used by the hungry.

Elizabeth- I'm hungry.

Jordan- Let's make knorr!!

by khaki joe July 8, 2009

knorksquad

A cross between dork and nerd. commonly used for misplaced friendships that turn out to be amazing.

"we are weird"
"that's because we are part of the Knorksquad

by um111... March 2, 2018

Knork

It is a knife and a fork put into one utensil.

"Hey man, will you pass a knork?"

by noneedtoskeet March 29, 2019

Knorelle

She is a nice and pretty person nice and you should be friends with a a Knorelle

Knorelle is a very nice person

by KamilaTheBestFlower April 3, 2019