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People Knitter

a person who has the ability to always connect several people to each other even if those people do not realize their connections.
My friend Ellen can connect two or more people within a single conversation and at any time; she is such a people knitter!
by phhurricane October 31, 2011
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Gangsta Knitter

A really thug chick who also knits. May also have the words "Pearl" and "Knit" tattooed on her knuckles, gangsta style. this girl will make a really great girlfriend because of her soft knitting side and dope gangsta side.
Damn son! look at the fine ass Gangsta Knitter over there! i wouldnt mind having her around to knit me sweaters.
by ArealGchick November 22, 2009
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Knittle

When you buy a race car and don't ever race it.
Don't sell that car to Dave, he will Knittle it
by QN21 June 15, 2018
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Kittel

Kittel is a hard hitting badass sumbitch of a hunk.

The origins of Kittel come from a mix of ancient hebraic and modern klingon, first found when emperor Augustus discovered America. He met Tom Hanks who told him to go seek the wisdom of God. In the voice of Morgan Freeman, he heard "Kittel...Kittel..Kittelkittekittel.....kittel........kit....tel........kittel......KITTEL!!". And so he knew.
I saw, and I said "Damn, Kittel. Kittelkittelkittelkittel. Kittel. What a Kittel. Hunkittel. Kittel."
- Augustus
by 123knowitall September 23, 2013
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Don’t get knitted.

Don’t get knitted is an expression used by teenagers to express disgust or surprise. Knit has many definitions so is interchangeable as the situation depends.
Elektra: What does passion fruit taste like?

Samantha: A fruit?

Elektra: Don’t get knitted. 😂
by Into_The_Woods November 8, 2018
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Knitted Sweater

When two males attempt to conjoin their penis' together by a knot like-thing. And attempt to get erctions.
"Joey is a silly goose, he wanted to do the Knitted Sweater, so we did"
by Brennan Henderson February 13, 2008
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The Knitter

A superhero created on tumblr, he has gained popularity as a fan-made DC character and goes along committing crimes with his knittens, simply knitting over everything and everyone that he can knit.
The Knitter strikes again!!
by a regular noob August 24, 2018
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