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knafe

Verb.

knafe = knife + face
Come any closer and I swear I'll fuckin knafe you, you son of a bitch.

Dude, how did insert generic namedo at that bar fight last week.
He got knafed man, he's fuckin deformed.
by Senora Dibiatchio September 28, 2006
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knarf

Knarf is a word for telling somebody that they're totally horny for everyone. They just can't seem to give themselves any restrictions for whom they are jerking off to. Child porn is not an untouched subject regarding all those we call Knarf.
You're so FUCKING knarf!
by Inga January 6, 2005
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knafelman

you knafelman
by sackman92 June 23, 2009
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knarf

Someone who follows message boards but never posts, a lurker.
That user is a total knarf! They've been here 10 years but only posted a dozen times!
by Kurtlives August 11, 2010
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knarfious

A Magical Donkey Who Likes To Frolic In The Forest With His Lovley Fairys. Knarfious is a Flamer Also Known As Knarfious The Flying Donkey & Knarfious The Flying Flamer
Stop Being Such A Knarfious
by JT & Robert January 6, 2008
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Knarf

smega that forms after getting off while watching child porn
i am such a knarf.
by Lizzy McGuire April 22, 2004
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Knaresborough

Derived initially from those living in the market town of Knaresborough. The term is used for the poorer and ill mannered chavs residing in the area.

A 'Knaresborough' typically wears "trendy" clothes, often no socks and struggles to come to terms with the proper English language.

Standard Knaresborough behaviour consists of:

- Driving crap cars with large sound systems, tacky alloy wheels and body kits fashioned from other cars bumpers, the colour shouldn't match

- Giving friends nicknames such as Goose, Sledge, Witch, Roxy, Spotts, AR and Brainsy.

- 'Kevving' (see terms)

- Visiting McDonalds drive thru

- Swearing
Man, that Goose guy is such a 'Knaresborough' he's wearing no socks on and has those trendy trousers with the tight ankles and a low cut t-shirt.

I saw him today driving through at McDonalds playing techno in his Saxo. He is such a 'Knaresborough'.
by massiveharrogateboibooya March 6, 2011
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