CRONK KNOPPLE

A drunk sailor who likes to titty fuck on the harbor

He's the cronk knopple.

by SandeepWeeaboo September 5, 2016

Knoppix

1). An OS based on Debian (Debian is based on GNU/Linux)
2). An OS that can run on just about any computer with a CD-ROM drive
3). An OS that can run entirely from a CD
4). An OS that is preferred among those in the GNU/Linux community (up there with Debian, Mandrake, and RedHat)

I just replaced Swiss Cheese XP--Windows XP--with Knoppix 3.2 and I couldn't be happier!

by boarder8925 August 27, 2003

KNOPPER

pronoun- somebody that does something stupid or retarded

noun- a delicious German cake

"Peter is such a knopper"

by Petah September 18, 2018

Knopgoblin

One who performs oral sex on his boss in order to obtain additional vacation days and time away from work...

He's off again today? Yes, he's such a knopgoblin.

by bigdaddy123456 August 17, 2009

KMNP

KILL ME NOW PLEASE

KMNP

by gstash March 17, 2010

knopfler

Short for Mark Knopfler, the greatest living musician/lyricist/vocalist.

He's still the man.

Dire Straits front man was Mark Knopfler, and god did he ever rock out. Smooth as silk.

by Chris from Vancouver May 5, 2006

knop knop

a delicious and crunchy hazelnut treat from Aldi fit for the gods

e do knop knop

by Stampylongcok October 21, 2020