klunge punch

derived from two words cunt and flange both meaning vagina.
This term is otherwise known as 'fisting' or the process of inserting ones entire hand (clenched in to a fist) in to the vagina. can be abbriviated to KP.

'i gave my girlfriend a right good klunge punch the otherday'

'i gave her a proper kp'

by Tuffai February 23, 2009

klunker

An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

by PMax January 11, 2009

Klunker

A beach cruiser bicycle converted into a mountain bike, and the origins of mountain biking in general. From the early 70s, when pioneering BMXers who outgrew their 20-inch bikes started riding and modifying beach cruisers, as road bike wheels were too narrow and slick to work well in the dirt. Usually distinguishable by the round frame(most mountain bikes are boxy), BMX-style bars, knobbly mountain bike tires and coaster brakes instead of modern pinch or disc brakes.

That old klunker was fun to bomb trails on when I was your age, but these days I need either a full suspension bike or an on-call chiropractor.

by m1st3rw1n October 27, 2018

Klunkers

Klunkers, a large pairs of breasts. When said breasts are subjected to rigorous movement an onlooker may imagine a clunking noise.

A woman in my gym has got a fine pair of klunkers

by Jimbo noggin July 10, 2017

klunt

where an individual or a series of boys/girls go on a hunt for klunge, or to find hot girls

sam: hey lads, we need to find some girls
tom: yeah lets go on a klunt!
jack: yeah i'm dieing for hot chicks

by klunt April 8, 2010

Klunt

its the cunt and the klitoris all at the same time, its basicly the WHOLE pussy, "I told bob he was a big fucking klunt and he looked at me like I was a fucking dumb ass"

I told bob he was a big fucking klunt and he looked at me like I was a fucking dumb ass

by Bueal May 14, 2006

klunky

1) meaning fat or groovy bass lines in acid jazz

2) derivative of clunker meaning something is old

klunky jazz
this machine is a bit klunky

by Astro29 January 27, 2009