klempt

Klempt is Wiganese for hungry, starving, about to die from hunger.

Wiganese is the local dialect of a friendly beer drinking, pie munching town called Wigan in the North West of England. May be heard in a sentence, 'thar ist fair klempt lad lets grab a pooles pie'. In english, 'One would like to purchase a pastry from the local delicatessen old bean'. Klempt, hungry as a scabby dog.

by Dreadzone August 12, 2006

Klumpus

A slow moving person, see sloth, that breaks and ruins things.

The klumpus dropped the computer mouse into a toilet filled with urine and exclaimed it was an accident.

by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018

Klump

Something that is regarded as cool or it is used as an even cooler word for cool.
Sometimes regarded as a state of being.

"Yo, man sorry for canceling last night. I hope we're still klump."

"Dang, I'm liking that haircut it's pretty klump"

by Cool Ranch September 26, 2013

Klope

Klope has an unknown origin and no one is quite sure what it means exactly, however, it is often used in the sence of stealing. Klope or klop is mostly used in Norway as the pronouciation is rather different, like "Keh-loh-peh" said quickly. It can be used as "stealing" or in the sense that you'll mess someone up, as shown in the second example.

I'll klope your kebab twat!

I'm gonna klop you fam!

by Bagmannu February 28, 2017

Klopp

An emotional person full of passion.

He's a klopp when it comes to collecting postage stamps.

by ValyrianSteel212 April 17, 2017

kompeh

the casual name for a cool guy or one who always knows what's cool, also could be called a jeenabon.

Damn, Beege is such a kompeh; he always knows what threads are cool!

by primerib8 December 10, 2008

Kompon

A process created for the world's worst power play in hockey history.

That power play has Kompon written all over it, on top of failure.

by Razzilla October 6, 2011