The United States. A country were politicians only care unless there's something in it for them, as only those who lie the best get elected to further abuse power.
I love living in a kleptocracy, money for pointless neverending wars, dieases without cure, and school books from 1960.
by D The R April 17, 2006
Get the kleptocracy mug.Noun. A system or regime of criminality comprising clowns and semi-literate conspirators.
Noun. A genre of performance art masquerading as entertainment meant to distract golfers while ingesting Cialis.
Adjective. That which describes adult literacy by means of a kremlin pedagogy of golden showers at a hotelier's kind of hotel.
Noun. A genre of performance art masquerading as entertainment meant to distract golfers while ingesting Cialis.
Adjective. That which describes adult literacy by means of a kremlin pedagogy of golden showers at a hotelier's kind of hotel.
Yo Barrack, look at the mess you left after clowning 8 years about the rule of law. This kleptoclownarchy is like dope on ugly. You see that hideous trumpette he took home? Shit, your bitch fly compared to that skank.
by @RealityWinner May 7, 2018
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Get the Kleptical mug.A student of any school being trained to justify the theft of the working class' wealth through trading derivatives, credit default swaps and market manipulation. Kleptocrofers become Kleptocrats when they are elected to public office. Then they enact policies and regulations that support the global Kleptocracy being systematically erected all around the world. In doing so they are turning the entire world population into slaves that work their entire lives to supply the bankers with wealth created out of the working classes hard work.
"My coworker's son is studying economics at Harvard."
"Really? He is being trained as a kleptocrofer? That's sad."
"Really? He is being trained as a kleptocrofer? That's sad."
by Iknow33 September 7, 2012
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Get the Kleptchoctonaut mug.Kelptic is an insane Minecraft youtuber, who is really good at building. He’s friends with the insane graphic designer xProFX or other known as Jon. Kelptic’s Arch nemesis is Harry, another member on the SMP that Kelptic desires with all his heart. He also has a massive penis and is a complete sex God.
Kelptic is the best.
by Kelptic August 27, 2019
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