Kevork

to attempt and/or accomplish suicide (derived from Dr. Kevorkian, the Suicide Doctor). First used at Riverbank High School in the late 1980s (Riverbank, CA), it was originally used in place of the dramatically less elegant 'fuck', 'frig', & 'freak' trifecta during times of adult supervision at school. It has since grown in scope and usage.

"Who drank all my Snapple? You did? Go Kevork yourself, Dad!"

"Kevork you you mother-Kevorker!"

"Kevork me? Kevork you, bitch-boy!"

by T.R.I. June 14, 2005

Kavorkian Scarf

The device that takes blood pressure, which is then rapped around ones neck.

While snooping around his grandmothers bedroom looking for winter mittens and scarves, little Johny comes warps his neck with a Kavorkian Scarf.

by Nick Wade McClellan July 12, 2007

Kevorka Polonaise

The Kevorka, or "lure of the animal", was an attribute which rendered one irresistable to women according to Baltic mythology, probably originating in Latvia. Its eastern variant, the Kevorka Polonaise (literally, "Polish Kevorka") is much the same as its Baltic neighbor; however, it is reputedly accompanied by the scent of saddle-leather and borscht.

Lovers of freedom and open lands upon which to graze, those afflicted with the Kevorka Polonaise are also historically known as great lovers. However, their powers are almost exclusively limited to smuglianki.

See also: Saucisson Polonaise, smuglianki.

"Wow, that guy's Kevorka Polonaise is off the charts."

"Yeah... hey, are we near a farm?"

by Casper McFriendly September 26, 2006

kevorkian pact

A pact among friends, that if one should become an invalid the other/others will help to terminate their life, legal or not.

Jill and I have a kevorkian pact to do the right thing if one of us becomes brain damaged.

by Yogi-Donnie February 14, 2008

Kvork

Kvork (v); The act of vomiting in the place of ejaculating or when acheiving an intense orgasm.

Thusly women are rarely able to kvork.

Bloody hell man, that bird was pounding me like a hammer and just when the stars were comin' out I had to go and kvork all over her back

by Dead as Dreams August 25, 2006

Kevorkian

There are several defenitions for this word inparticular. There is the on that comes immediatly to ind, Dr. Kevorkian, your resident doctor if you wish to commit suicide. Then there is our resident Armanian, Caia Kevorkian (who's mother is a doctor) whom we all love(ish) except maybe Kendall see also kevorkian wind of doom

Kevorkian gave Kendall an Incredible Hulk watch...

by Emily May 2, 2004

kavorka

There is no such word as "kavorka" in Latvian. It's something made up by seinfield or it is a slang word in Russian as it sounds much more like it

Latvian #1: "Hey, do you know what kavorka is?"
Latvian #2: "...are you high on crystal meth!?"

by Friiks March 27, 2011