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Blueberry Kisses

Having Oral Sex...and normally, while high.
Leah: Hey Jordan, wanna have sex tonight?!

Jordan: Yeah. Blueberry Kisses though...I wanna get high too.

Leah: k.

Kisses for Paisley 

Only the best movie in the entire world, featuring Chad Pitt as Daniel Paisley, struggling to free the limbless nugget people from their cruel concentration camps.
"Hey have you seen Kisses for Paisley?"

"Yeah it's awesome! that's what Twilight is based off of, right?"

"Yeah, I love the nuggets!"
Kisses for Paisley by I <3 KfP April 9, 2010

Neck Kisses 

The super nice kisses but they happen on your neck. 10/10. Definitely will give you butterflies. Do this with caution, it will make you want more affection. This is similar to giving a hickey, but not stupid. They are quite wholesome and lovely. Would also recommend not biting your partner, that weird. So very weird.

Pro tip, don't curl up into a ball if you're receiving neck kisses, it tends to make the other party displeased.
"Yo, yesterday, I gave my girlfriend some neck kisses"
"wow dude thats very nice and wholesome, sounds enjoyable"
Neck Kisses by cuddlebug42o May 15, 2020

Kitten Kisses 

The Kitten kiss is when a person (of either gender) kisses someone ever so lightly on the tip of the nose. this can be shown as a cute romantic gesture between Lovers, or even between two friends.
"Aw! i love your Kitten kisses!"

Pony Kisser 

A Pony Kisser is a guy who finds a "Pony" attractive. Where a "Pony" is a girl who wears a lot of makeup, does up her hair every day, wears really fancy clothes everywhere, and obnoxiously large and sparkly jewelry in order to hide the fact that underneath all of that she is just an ugly little horse.
BCH: You see that Pony Gary is making out with?

Garrett: Oh My Gad! She is nasty. He can't be fooled by all that make-up, can he?

BCH: Ha! That Goof, he's such a Pony Kisser.
Pony Kisser by King BookRock August 22, 2011

eskimo kisses 

when one person touches another person's nose with their own
Dude! My girlfriends Eskimo kisses are the bomb!
eskimo kisses by Sad Tub August 11, 2010