Kerdunkle

When one of the two people involved in sex cums before the other, leaving the other partner quite unsatisfied.

My girlfriend always pulls a kerdunkle! We only do it when she wants to, and always cums after like 5 minutes! Its so annoying, and she makes me feel like an ass when i ask to keep going. And she wonders why i masturbate....

by blackmail102 March 9, 2010

kerfuckle

To enter a never ending cycle of dropping work tools when wearing a employer issued baggy jacket

"I only dropped a pen; then I kerfuckled my lighter, a crummer, six more pens, mints, and my phone. Fuck these jackets!"

by cheeznuggit April 16, 2015

kerfunkeld

Discombobulated only worse

You telling me you didn’t know if you wanted to marry me but then said you did had me all kerfunkeld

by Jchubb December 7, 2017

KRUNKLE

A relative who buys you alcohol or drugs when your parents refuse.

Some kid: Man, I can't find anyone to buy us beer.

Some other kid: What about your KRUNKLE on the east side?

by hehohno October 20, 2007

kirfuffled

not sure which of 2 choices to take, both being desirable, but you can only have one.

MKII-Diesel-Jetta (7:21 PM 10-27-2004): u know what, now you've gone and got me all kirfuffled about which i think is best. god damnit.. lol

by VegasJetta October 28, 2004

Krunkle

A disease that will originate from the Burmasha, Kazakhstan on July 17, 2024.

It will fester far worse things.

"I'm so worried, John has been saying devious things and speaking in tounges." "That's because he has come down with 'The Krunkle'"

by Briarb0I January 22, 2023

kerflunkled

A verb meaning "to throttle" or "batter" not to be confused with kerbopped.

Mom "Why does Timmy have a bruise?"
You "I kerflunkled him."

by SkyDrone March 9, 2023