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Kindel

A beautiful amazing funny person who is very silly and always smiling. Kindel can always bring a smile into the room and cheer anyone up by just being themselves
Im feeling very sad where is kindel
by B.iamtoobomb March 13, 2017
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Kendyl

the most beautiful girl you'll EVER meet. blonde kendyls are the best! unique. smart. has GORGEOUS eyes. funny. sweet. artistic. AMAZING dancer. sexy body(especially her booty). shes got a donk. she just brightens your day. some people may think shes shy but once you get to know her you will absolutely love her. bitches get jealous of her. shes NOT FAKE. if you get the honor to meet a kendyl, CHERISH HER♥
DAMN! did you see that girl?!?
yeah shes got a DONK! she must be a kendyl
by wkjhlkcvnvkdls June 21, 2011
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Kindlegarten

An area where people congregate to read e-books, specifically a seated area commonly found in Starbucks.
Shaun, Fox and Binky headed over to the Kindlegarten to relax and do a bit of reading during lunchtime.
by lummie November 10, 2010
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take kindly to

1.to show an inclination to accept or approve
2.be pleased by
He doesn't take kindly to people telling him how to run his business.
by Hamid2547 August 16, 2011
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Kindly fuck off

A very non-diplomatic, straightforward and passive aggressive way of telling someone to get out of one's sight. Used mainly with people that waste your time with non-issues to let them know the shit they're talking about right now is last on a 1500 items to-do list and that right now, time is of the essence. Subtextually, you're warning the annoying person that you won't say it a second time and will gladly proceed directly to physical violence if they carry on. You NEVER get to say "kindly fuck off" twice. Unleast you feel like sounding indecisive.
Mate, i was already late and got a flat tire halfway through. While i was fixing it, some asshole came up to me and asked me for two bucks. I gave him the death stare and told him to kindly fuck off. Seeing i wasn't joking, he indeed made himself scarce. I did miss my date though. Fuck.
by Spyan May 7, 2020
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would you kindly

A mind control term from the game Bioshock, used to control the actions of your character, "Jack".
Can be used on friends to hopefully, subconsciously, get them to do things for you, and make you think you've just controled their mind.
"Would you kindly get stepped on by a Big Daddy?" -Frank Fontaine, Bioshock

"Hey man, grab me a beer, would you kindly?"
by Bob Ferapples January 3, 2009
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Kindelonte

Kindelonte is a term that refers to a type of shirtless barbarian adorned in puffy genie pants, crass jewelry, and crowned with a small tied kokohol-like tuft of hair on top of an otherwise bald head. Not to be confused with "kinderlack."

Kindelontes are usually found in prototypical seedy opium dens, using, manufacturing, or distributing a wide arrangement of drugs and/or drug paraphernalia.

Kindelontes are reputed to perform strange rituals involving midgets, canola oil, and livestock, chanting "haunty" ad infinitum during such processions--approach with caution.

It has been remarked that kindelontes strongly resemble gypsies.
"That fucking kindelonte sold me shitty homegrown, telling me it was from Afghanistan. What's up with that shitty haircut? He should have manned up and just shaved his head bald instead of leaving that stupid pigtail on the top of his head--what a cockbite."

"Why don't you lube up your chode with some Mazola, and fuck that sheep in the ass, you fucking kindelonte?"
by Gak25 September 9, 2011
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