kimmed

To hit a mailbox with your car.

Late for work, she sped down the road and BAM kimmed the mailbox.

by elctricityscape April 14, 2008

Jimmy Kimmel

Unfunny shithead

That Jimmy Kimmel sucks ass

by j@mbo February 10, 2021

Kimmy

The best, funniest, cutest, and realest one. She'll give you butterflies, be your best friend, and text you back so fast. That one girl that can break your heart fast but it doesn't matter because she's Kimmy. Shes got great hair, skin, and eyes. Studies hard but makes time for her friends. Great daughter, beautiful, and won't let you down.

Person 1: "Yo I think I'm in love with that girl over there, her vibe is so influential"
Person 2: "That's Kimmy bro, her roasts are so kind-hearted they feel like compliments"
Person 1: "THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING"

by p.k.a.l.l.o.s. April 9, 2019

Kimmeltime

a maturation process; the ultimate destination for all females; a Christianized version of nirvana; a right of passage for young females consisting of the horizontal expression of vertical desire usually acted out on lofts or in bedrooms

Although Jane was a veteran of the rude, in order for her to live a full life she first needed to experience Kimmeltime in a personal way.

by wjbaker1 January 4, 2008

Kimmies

1: One of the names for the fans of Kim Dracula.

2: One of several names for Kim Dracula fans created by the fans.

We are all little Kimmies.

by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023

Kimmiesexual

When one is addicted to Kimmie. Kimmiesexual like, love, and are simply interested in Kimmie. Don’t get it confused for Kimmiecurious (see definition) .

“Wow Trent and Joselyn are totally Kimmiesexual. They exchange photos of her.”

by Kimmie/Kimmistry November 13, 2017

kimmy gibbler

When you refuse to leave after you have a one night stand, even when they ask you nicely.

Last night I met some whore at the bar....we came back to my place and she gave me the Kimmy Gibbler....she fucked the hell out of me and then refused to go home when I asked her nicely.

by Cass Ass May 18, 2006