Loren Kimmel

The Loren Kimmel is a mixture of cola and lemonade. The preferred cola is Coke-a-Cola. The ideal mixture would be 50% cola, 50% lemonade. Which is poured first falls to the age old argument of the chicken or the egg, the cereal or the milk.....the lemonade or the coke.

After the waiter told me he was unable to make an Arnold Palmer due to them being out of ice tea, I requested a Loren Kimmel

by Lemon Milker December 11, 2016

jimmy kimmeled

When you've fallen for a prank i.e : kids I ate your Halloween candy or Mom, how do I cook a 25 pound turkey in the microwave?

I'm going to get you two! 😭 I've been Jimmy Kimmeled!

by Liliz C. November 22, 2017

jimmy kimmel

Inventor of Unnecessary Censorship.

We all like Jimmy Kimmel because of it.

by D-Miles October 7, 2006

Jimmy kimmel

the man that makes one of the best late night shows, jimmy kimmel live

jimmy kimmel is a boss

by gravitybong March 4, 2011

Jagger Kimmel

Jagger Kimmel, he is a goat, he dunks on peoples moms and can bust a move in a exemplanary fasion

Person 1: "Jagger Kimmel called Tims Mom Godzilla"
Person 2: "I like Jagger but him calling peoples moms that is disrepsectful"

by Michael Lee 2.0 February 11, 2022

KIMMEL MUSCLE

The reflexive strength that tightens when silenced, making the word return, louder and unbroken.

When the voices of dissent were muted, the crowd flexed its Kimmel Muscle and turned silence into a louder chorus.

by kelamist September 23, 2025

jack kimmell

a super cool guy who like video games and nice and wouldn't hurt anyone also super tall unlike Brendon c

hes a jack kimmell when it comes to video games

by kimnmell March 16, 2021