i’m gonna kill myself

what you say when a minor inconvenience has occurred

*breaks pencil lead*

“i’m gonna kill myself”

by depressed-omlet November 4, 2019

Kill Myself

An alternate way of saying "I don't like this situation!"

The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.

Teacher: You got a ten!
Student: Out of ten?
Teacher: Out of two-hundred!
Student: Kill myself!

by Tippytom May 26, 2007

Kill myself music

Heavy screaming music that you cannot understand. Tends to be music that is uplifting or telling a story...but screaming it at you.

"Hey what are you doing right now?"
"Oh I'm just listening to some kill myself music, whats up?"

by LoginiFettucini July 14, 2022

gunna kill myself

My life

My life is shit so gunna kill myself

by Is my life worth living August 22, 2017

im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

i want to kill myself

a phrase to say when youve gone through so much stress, anxiety, trauma, and worry

person 1: i want to kill myself
person 2: dang me too im sorry

by icythesimp February 20, 2023

kill myself

something you shouldn’t do ☺️😘🤩😻💞✨💫🌞

mom said i shouldn’t kill myself, so as always i ignored her! 🥰

by human8819191981818188181 August 23, 2020