Keyboard Freeze

When you play computer games so long that your fingers get frozen and/or you can't type properly. This can also mean that your keyboard isn't working.

Friend: Man you've been playing for 3 hours!
You: Yed I jknow
Friend: Dude what was that?
You: I havbe keyboard freeze.
Friend: Go take a break and do some exercise!

by Armoured_Potato August 23, 2012

Play him off, Keyboard Cat

Play him off, Keyboard Cat is an internet meme that broke in early 2009. The meme features a video of a cat playing a keyboard added as a punchline to a fail video. The original video of Keyboard Cat was shot in the 1980s and uploaded to YouTube by the cat's owner Charlie Schmidt in 2007. Another YouTuber, Brad O'Farrell, uploaded the first Play him off, Keyboard Cat video in February 2009, combining a clip of a man in a weelchair falling down an escalator with the Keyboard Cat clip. The meme started to spread soon after as other users began creating more Play him (or her) off, Keyboard Cat clips, and msm coverage followed. Keyboard Cat (real name Fatso) died in 2000.

Example of a Play him off, Keyboard Cat video:
Bill O'Reilly: We'll do it live! Fuck it! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!
Keyboard Cat: Doo doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo.

by null_device May 14, 2009

kento nanami

A dilf with a big dick and I mean bigggg

You know kento nanami? The dilf with the big dick hell yeah

by Nanamisimp April 11, 2021

Keyboard Commando

Someone who acts tough behind a keyboard online, but can't say the same things in real life.

Keyboard Commando: 'That's complete shit! You're wrong! If I saw you in the street, I'd bash you!'

Real Life: 'Oh ... Hello ... Of course you are right and I am wrong. Sorry ... I won't disagree with you.'

by Papewaio March 2, 2010

Keyboard warrior

A person who acts tough on the internet and hides their true identity.

Aren't keyboard warriors entertaining?

by SilverishGoldNova May 21, 2018

Keyboard Dyslexia

It's like regular dyslexia except when you type.

Me: I dsilike that.

I have a severe case of Keyboard Dyslexia.

by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011

Keito

A very hunky dude with awesome abs. A Keito is much better than an Aiden, Thomas, Theo or a Finn. A Keito is also very rare and specifically awesome at... Well everything!

Now that's a Keito!

by Unknown_baby February 11, 2018