keyboarding

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by IAmAWat March 24, 2020
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Keyboarder

A person who listens to many different genres of music and is very hard to label. Spends most of their time on the Internet. Main genres listened to are Rammstein, Horrorpops, The Meteors, Marilyn Manson, Batmobile, Hanzel und Gretyl, etc. Also has an undying love for Germany.
Person: Wow, G and Nick are the original keyboarders!
Person2: Kickass.
by Christoph106 September 17, 2006
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KEYBOARD

A bitches everybody is able to put their hands on and she doesnt really care.
Person 1: That bitch is a keyboard, a grabbed her ass and she didnt say shit.
Person 2: Damn, really? wait a minute, a check out her back space.
by Toronto Raptors January 27, 2008
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Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.
Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn
by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019
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Keyboard Condom

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.
dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.
by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012
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Keyboard Tapper

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning
I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper
by mangled August 09, 2021
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keyboard boredom

The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.
Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.
by Tad Strange October 22, 2015
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