Some one who does anything to get their boss/co-worker/asshole friends to like them. Also someone who should be punched in the jaw.
by JessicaLynn April 11, 2007
Get the butt kisser mug.A lowlife person willing to use other people as their targets for advancement in their organization or on the job. They are proficient in manipulation skills. They normally have a nervousness about them (constantly moving their leg) or/and talk almost non-stop about irrevalent topics. This is their way of subconciously manipulating their victims. Any supervisor or authoritative figure not capable of detecting this should be terminated immediately for compromising company morale. Ass Kissers like to take gifts to their superiors (fresh mushrooms, fish, etc...) this is a control technique used on weak management. They also love to cause trouble by telling on other employees and if they have nothing to tell they will just lie to have a story. Ass Kissers love trouble! Good managers/supervisors will find a reason to quickly terminate these people because they know that is the Ass Kisser gets the chance they will burn them out of their job. Acronyms for Ass Kisser are BJ and CJ.
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by CEO of NO Ass Kisser Companys August 19, 2011
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1) the boogie man for criminals that will mutilate the ones that fuck with him or dont do as he says, then he will devestate the lives of all that persons family, friends, and anybody that knew that person that are still alive, if anybody tries to stop him he will kill them too, living legend (from the movie Usual Suspects)
2) one of the nicknames that lord infamous (the well-known memphis rapper) uses in his music
2) one of the nicknames that lord infamous (the well-known memphis rapper) uses in his music
for both; listen to "I'm Losing It" by Lord Infamous off the Tear Da Club Up Thug's album CrazyNDaLazDayz (intro is a clip from the movie)- "you think you can catch keiser soze? you think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? if he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me, after that my guess is you'll never hear from me again"
by ATS November 8, 2007
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by Light Joker March 5, 2005
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Get the Plum Kisser mug.Kiss Me Kessler. Named after a major D.C powerbroker; a great man.
1 part gin
1 part vodka
1 fine waitress
Bitters
Cherry grenadine
Maraschino Cherries
Any questions, you can talk to my lawyer.
1 part gin
1 part vodka
1 fine waitress
Bitters
Cherry grenadine
Maraschino Cherries
Any questions, you can talk to my lawyer.
by John Miller December 20, 2017
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