The disease of the green frog, based on Kermit the frog from The Muppets. Note: This disease does NOT make the victim as cool as Kermit, it just makes them look and talk like him.
This rare infection causes one to kick orphans, kill dreams and stop the intake of childrens' breakfasts.
This rare infection causes one to kick orphans, kill dreams and stop the intake of childrens' breakfasts.
Kermatitus Infected Person: Put down that muffin!
Student: You are going to prevent the intake of my nutrition? Do you realize how-
Kermatitus: *Chugs bag of sugar* SHUT UP. *Continues chugging bag of sugar*
Student: You are going to prevent the intake of my nutrition? Do you realize how-
Kermatitus: *Chugs bag of sugar* SHUT UP. *Continues chugging bag of sugar*
by everybodyhateskris January 22, 2011
Get the Kermatitus mug.The most influential of all musicians. He's so real it's unreal. Sad Kermit was dumped by piggy and as a result he became very depressed and started to spiral into a world of depression, heroin, alcohol, and self harm. This depression influenced him to start covering other songs that are known to be sad. He covers Elliott Smith's Twilight and Needle and the Hay, Nine Inch Nails Hurt, and Hallelujah.
Dude I feel so sad and Sad Kermit get's me through everything, I love you Sad Kermit Stay in there man!!!
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A drug ridden small town located just south of Ottawa. Pregnant 14 year old's hangout at the local skatepark and smoke weed from that one sketchy dude. Kemptville literally has 11 pizza places all smushed together within 1 Kilometer from each other. The local catholic high school girls like to spend their time buying condoms at shoppers drug mart located right next to their school. Literally every teenage boy has a 2003 Ram truck--they look like shit. There are millionaires living on the outskirts of the town, then you have the majority of the population living in shithole weed farms. If you go to the public Highschool, the bathrooms are filled with bums wearing a XXXL t-shirt and pajama pants. Parts of the school reeks of weed. You can pretty much get drugs on any corner. The hotspot of downtown kemptville in the back of the library, were people smoke cigs as a 111 year old grandma exits the building. This place is a shithole were you can find condom wrappers littered on every corner.
I heard a kemptville school girl announced her pregnancy in the vape hotbox at St.Mikes Catholic HighSchool.
by That Kemptville Guy October 23, 2020
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for someone who's stressing out big time.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
for someone who's stressing out big time.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
by jammersthejam July 24, 2010
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Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*
by heathiekins October 8, 2008
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After seeing, and disregarding, a sign reading "Do Not Enter", Jeff drove his car up the exit ramp of the parking lot, over the security spikes, then complained to his co-workers about having 4 flat tires. Upon seeing and hearing this, they all kermitfaced Jeff for his stupidity.
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