Keith Moon

The baddest badass rock star of em all. Not a bad drummer either..

Driving cars into swimming pools. Blowing up hotel rooms. Walking in public naked.

by Derm November 24, 2003

Keith Richards

The only man to make ozzy look amish.

Guitarist for The Rolling Stones.

The answer to any bioterrorism or disease out there.

Robin Williams: I do believe there's a cure... for whatever bioterrorism is out there, and it lies within Keith Richards.

by metalhead777 February 23, 2010

Keith Lemon

Keith Lemon is an English comedy performer whose real name is Leigh Francis. He is best known for his roles in Bo' Selecta!, Keith Lemon's Very Brilliant World Tour and Celebrity Juice.

Keith Lemon: I think you're bang tidy.

by FlushedToilet March 31, 2011

keith mason

The coolest, most badass ninja. Some say he is more skilled than a Halo Spartan. Other say he makes Chuck Norris cry.

Did you see that new Jet Li flick? He went Keith Mason all over them!

by BluesMamaMT November 6, 2014

Kesrith

A seldom used given name for a male who is an extremely rare combination of undeniable sexuality, intelligence and shear power. Since the outbreak of the Peloponnesian war between Kesrith of Athens and Kesrith of Sparta, rarely are there two Kesriths alive at one time. Most Kesriths use an alias when reaching manhood to hide their true identity. Known aliases used by past Kesriths are: Don Juan, Casanova and Romeo Montague. Some recent suspected Kesriths are: Kelly Johnson, Douglas MacArthur and Chuck Yeager (unverified). Most women are uncontrollably drawn to Kesriths, often breaking up relationships around them. Men who are fortunate enough to meet a Kesrith try to emulate him, but fail miserably.

Friend 1: “My girl just up and left me for another guy.”
Friend 2: “He must have been a Kesrith. Probably the same one that took my girl.”

by PeloponnesianWar February 12, 2017

Keith Norman

The ultimate disguise, the name you give someone whenever you don't want the other person to know your name. This disguise is hand-crafted to be flawless, it takes a genius to crack this code.

This b*tch asked for my name at Starbucks, so I said Keith Norman

by VegasKnightsSuck69 March 25, 2020

keith cheggers

Keith Cheggers is a cockney slang phrase used to describe someone who is pregnant

"Oh my god..im keith cheggers my mums gona kill me!"

by Sexy_Mofo August 9, 2006