Kleptomaniac 

Someone who cannot resist taking a souvenir from every new place he/she visits. It can be something as simple as a pen of lollipop from a bank, ranging to a pair of wangster shorts belonging to a boy from another team at a track/cross country meet. Kleptomaniacs are known to make up codenames for stolen items and their owners. also for excessive giggling.

(Cassie and Annie enter XC bus, giggling.)
Annie: Hey, you guys didn’t hear any weird noises, did you?
Cassie: Yea, your mom made some crazy noises last night!
Monkey Face: No… why?
Annie: I will tell you later. Not in front of Britter.
Guillerno: Were you guys looking at trees?
Britter: Trees? Don’t you mean flags? (cackles maniacally)
All: NO! What are you talking about, Victor?
Coach: Yea, Victor, what ARE you talking about?
(All laugh at Britter’s silliness.)
(Later, on bus ride home, with Britter safely terrorizing middle’uns.)
Monkey Face: Okay, what is it?
Annie: Hold on. (lifts up shirt)
Monkey Face: Whaaaat? Oh my GOSH!
(A traffic cone has been revealed under Annie’s seemingly preggers belly.)
(Cassie and Annie cackle maniacally.)
Monkey Face: Yalls are serious Kleptomaniacs, dawg.

Kleptomaniac by Anelisa (Clepto4Life) December 29, 2008

kleptomancy 

the league of legends rune that ryan zhou has to take because he doesn't know how to cs

Ryan Zhou, where's your kleptomancy? You need this rune because you don't know how to kill minions.

kleptomancy by Kelvinvolcano December 29, 2017

Kept woman 

A woman with no backbone in a controlled relationship by a partner who uses and abuses her. The woman may try to leave the abusive relationship but has low self-esteem to do so. The abuser on the other hand will take advantage of this type of woman because they allow them to. The woman may want to leave but are afraid or accept the abuse.

Bill has a kept woman. He never lets her out of the house with her friends.

Kept woman by cpetkunas October 12, 2020

Kleptomaniac 

Kleptomaniac is a serial burglar. They wear a mask covering their eyes, making them look like a raccoon. Some have even been known to wear no mask, and enjoy lying, especially if they're a hairy female.
Officer, I found this beer, on the sidewalk. It was a pity, not to drink it.

What's you're name?
Waldo Lily Trudeau.

Actor's make the best kleptomaniac's. They get alot of practice at it. Politicians love them.

Kleptomaniac by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 6, 2020

Ketoman

A nickname you call your friend when he starts a keto diet to try and lose weight. Which he will fail miserably and just look stupid.

All of Noah’s friends called him Ketoman when he started his keto diet.

Ketoman by Taintman March 26, 2021

Kleptomaniac 

Someone who cannot always help stealing, nordo they always need to.

Brandon: Because they are a Kleptomaniac they may get feelings of joy from stealing that they cannot get from other ways.

Parker: Okay so? I don't want all my stuff stolen.

Kleptomaniac by AshtonTheTrashCan November 16, 2021

Kleptomaniacal 

A word that most definitely exists, it is an adjective that describes someone who shoplifts items that they do not necessarily need

“You steal stuff you don’t even need. Why have you acting so Kleptomaniacal recently?”

Kleptomaniacal by TheRealRoningtonJr June 13, 2022