Kept Woman

A woman used only for cooking and cleaning, usually married.

She used to be independent now she’s a kept woman.

by Kaybird March 1, 2019

un kept

not looking your best

hey please delete those pics lol... im un kept we can take better ones next time k?

by sexayyyy August 16, 2006

Kept woman

A woman with no backbone in a controlled relationship by a partner who uses and abuses her. The woman may try to leave the abusive relationship but has low self-esteem to do so. The abuser on the other hand will take advantage of this type of woman because they allow them to. The woman may want to leave but are afraid or accept the abuse.

Bill has a kept woman. He never lets her out of the house with her friends.

by cpetkunas October 12, 2020

Train Kept a Rollin

1)The BEst song ever! A complete OMFG YOU HAVE TO COVER THIS song. Aerosmith, the Yardbirds, Metallica, and GNR have covered this song. It was written by a trio of people. Anyone can cover it.

2) A song with a beginner's riff, completely awesome for soloing on

Train Kept a Rollin, all night long
Train Kept a Rollin, all night long
Train Kept a Rollin, all night long
Train Kept a Rollin, all night long
and a heave,
and a Ho,

Well I'm just gonna tell her so!

by Banhammerer January 3, 2010

Well Kept Beaver

a nicely trimmed and clean vagina

"Did you go down on it"
"Yeah, she had a proper well kept beaver!"

by CaptSkubba February 5, 2009

Kept the tiger in the cage

To keep one’s penis in his pants

“I spent a few hundred at the strip club last night but I’m pretty sure I kept the tiger in the cage. Thank god!”

by ClickClackRat January 31, 2021

Kept you waiting huh?

When Big Boss doesn't give a shit about you and places you at the bottom of his list of priorities.

Person 1: "Dude, where the fuck is the boss? This dude is going to start a damn war!!"
Person 2: "He probably has more important shit to do".
Snake: "Kept you waiting huh?"
Person 1: *facepalm* "Yes. Yes you did".

by Rangaslayer September 20, 2017