Alexander James Kempton ;))

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.

Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))

by JinglyJangly November 14, 2022

Keaton

The best guy you will ever meet. He has perfect blue eyes. He second guesses himself even tho he's perfect. Usually only dates one girl for a long time and is very committed. He has the best friends ever. And he makes an amazing boyfriend. He's the best kisserrr ever. Anyone who meets him will fall in love with him right away.

Keaton's girlfriend: can I please have Keaton for the night? I want to me with him this time alone
Keaton's friends: no way! We get Keaton!

by Yassss September 15, 2014

kemoni

Kemoni is beautiful very caring and outgoing but can have a very bad attitude if you rub her the wrong way usually very spoiled they are very loyal and independent and most of the guys want her if you have a kemoni your lucky

Dude I like kemoni so much but I'm almost positive if I tell her she'll reject me

by sshylooo December 17, 2013

Keaton Dump

Where someone takes the biggest shit ever, then black outs and doesn't flush, or wipe. This all has to happen in a school.

Dude that kid left a Keaton Dump in the upstairs stall.

That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.

by Tikibendel April 10, 2011

Keaton

Keaton is a very funny and intelligent guy. He is probably one of the best friends you'll ever meet and has a great personality. He has a great sense of humor and he's extremely nice. This guy doesn't get mad easily but watch out for the hurricane when he does.

Oh my God have you meet Keaton he is hilarious.

by Ok let's be honest March 22, 2017

Kenton

The nicest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s always there and always has the right answers. He’s pretty cute. But he’s sooo funny, and always lightens the situation.

#hey Kenton

by I hate spanish November 1, 2017

buster keaton

Originating from East Oakland during the 90s - Describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect.

Kick rocks Buster Keaton.

Hey why did you bring Buster Keaton to the party? This dude aint real.

by c.harris April 18, 2018