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kellers moustache

1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.

2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.
I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.
by Espaldas Rompio February 16, 2017
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Jarmen Kell

A Special Unit in C&C Generals who snipes other units and even snipes the drivers of different land transportation devices.
"AHH ur Jarmen Kell just sniped all my infantry! *sob*"
by Thedarkyoshi September 9, 2007
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Cathy Kelley

One of the best interviewers/golfers/tennis players/media people to ever exist. Her social media game is on point. All her tweets/posts are bangers. She also has a dog named Gene.
Cathy Kelley is one of the best interviewers to ever exist.
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kellenberg

An Orwellian, mind-controlling cult which operates under the guise of a Catholic School.
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." -Sinclair Lewis predicting Kellenberg
by Kampfenberg1942 May 18, 2008
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Cathy Kelley

Aside from being one of the best interviewers/golfers/tennis players/media people to ever exist, she is also one of the best archers, pickleball players, and actresses/flight attendants to ever exist.
Cathy Kelley is basically one of the best people to ever exist.
by DaleExe July 7, 2021
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Malcolm David Kelley

One of the coolest actors ever. Known mostly for playing the role of Walt on Lost.
Tommy: Hey man, whatcha doing?
Jimmy: Watching Lost man. Can't get enough of Malcolm David Kelley!
by Jimmy Man September 16, 2010
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KELLIE

A person capable of enduring life’s most difficult and burdensome events and trivial tasks, while still remaining to be a beautiful soul. The woman that can restore a man from ruin, providing him love and unconditional support. The love of my life and future mother to my children.
God, that’s my girl, that’s my sass queen, that’s my kellie.
by Jujubrains February 18, 2019
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