Kel

Single as of today.

Ieth: That show tonight was great.
Kel: thanks for the ride man I needed to get out.

Ieth: (Driving in the car talking) Yeah he had a thing for _____ for years and she was a cock tease.

Kel: Wait, he told me she chased him and they never dated. she said he chased her down for a relationship and he was a huge liar and I shouldn't trust him.

Ieth: Oh, shit I thought you knew. Don't Break up with him you were the best thing to ever happen to him.
Kel: Too late, I've lost enough including my sanity with this slack ass no good for nothing, non driving asshole of a liar. It's over. Crap man now I have to go shake my home girls hand and tell her I'm an ass. Cluck Men

(Walks threw the door goes to bed and wakes up letting the person Mr. wrong that she is leaving him today:)

by ?????????UntilfurtherNotice;) January 24, 2010

Kel

The weirdest person you'll meet.He will make your day but is an asshole. He sucks at flirting. He doesn't have any special talents.

Kel: I umm
Crush:...
Kel: I think I like you
Crush: I'm just gonna head to the counselor's office

by Reisewitz11 February 22, 2020

Kel

Kel is that sexy man that runs die4vlonee._ on instagrqm

Have you seen Kel’s latest post?

by tony the brody44 July 11, 2021

Kel

A term for a person who is more degenerate than human. Often carries addiction to sex nicotine and a crippling dependency on alcohol.

Bro you've gotta pull yourself together you're turning into a bit of a Kel.

by ibhd318 May 16, 2021

Kel

A less suspicious term for the word weed.

Guy1: “Yo lets go Kel!”
Guy2,3,4: “Fuck yeah lets go.”

by Fat.Godzilla June 8, 2020

Kel

Kel is one of the 3 head admins in the Bee Swarm Leaks Discord. He does not moderate too strictly unless the owner tells him so. He gets along well with lots of people in the server and he’s kinda cute. He is very open about his furry status. He is chill, warm, and understanding to people’s emotional problems. Kel has a boyfriend.

I’m going to draw you, Kel.
No cookies for Kel!
Who are we going to vote for co owner, Kel or Perodis?

by SomeoneWhoseNameIsNotFelicia June 19, 2020

Kel

Is a common dog used during farming.

My parents has kels, they helped to mend the plantations.

by Jdnsns May 6, 2019