A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.
by Batman April 12, 2002
Get the keg stand mug.When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.
by anoriginalbadass June 9, 2016
Get the Olympic French Keg Stand mug.An attempted keg stand with no help from anyone whatsoever. Usually resulting in utter failure (knocked over keg, face plant, etc). Believed to be started by a drunken FSU fan celebrating their victory over Boston College on November 3rd, 2007.
i was at my a party at my friends apartment the other night, when i heard someone holler "Portuguese Keg stand" and then proceed to dive head-first onto the keg. Hilarity ensued.
by Stuart F. November 26, 2007
Get the Portuguese keg stand mug.The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.
I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.
I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.
I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.
by Anonymous February 14, 2004
Get the keg stand mug.An event taking place at a social gathering, where one is elevated atop a consumption vessel and consumes their maximum amount at an even rate while counting the timespan, in complete silence
by LikeABawse March 27, 2015
Get the stealth keg-stand mug.Janice was laying on her back across the kitchen counter and asked to have the sweet red wine poured from the box directly into her mouth. She roared cougar keg stand!!!
by okhlywd December 25, 2009
Get the cougar keg stand mug.Man that guy did an awesome reversed keg stand... oh.. he dropped it on him.. thats going to hurt in the morning
by wegener March 7, 2007
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