Extremely handsome guy who has skin as soft as butter. Prone to loving bananas, he can be compared to a monkey because of his sweet nature. However, don't get a Kalany mad or you will be sorry because of their boxing skills.
1. Yay! I got a Kalany by feeding him a banana!
2. I knew he was a Kalany when my fingers slipped off his bicep.
3. Stripper name of Kalani
2. I knew he was a Kalany when my fingers slipped off his bicep.
3. Stripper name of Kalani
by native12345 January 4, 2010
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An amazing friend. Everyone should know a Kalani. Kinda a weeb but thats okay :) honestly just an all round great person. not the smartest and doesn't love sports but definitely makes up with it with HER personality!
by jdeahw April 11, 2020
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Kalani broken down in Seminole: ka, more accurately kv (kuh), means head. Lani, more accurately lane (lahnee) means white or light color
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Person 1: Damm that guys rock 12 inches on his cock
Person 2: Well you know what they say about those kalanis
Person 1: What?
Person 2:When your at work he's fuckn' yo bitch
Person 2: Well you know what they say about those kalanis
Person 1: What?
Person 2:When your at work he's fuckn' yo bitch
by UrMate9113 April 12, 2020
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