Kaeya

A Genshin Impact character largely mischaracterized by the community. He uses his smarts. smug attitude and flattery to get people to do things for him, yet still compensating them afterwards. He's much kinder than what others think, and is a great friend. He threw a party for the Acting Grand Master because she works so hard. He's kind of a wallflower, and is too shy to admits he gave people gifts. I assure you he has not slept with all of Mondstadt. Kaeya prefers keeping his past a mystery. He never reveals anything about his eyepatch, his past with Diluc, Khaenri'ah, or the rumors that he is not from Mondstadt. He's implied to have abandonment issues. Past events with his adoptive brother, Diluc, still make him guilty. He believes himself to be a bad person, and that his Cryo Vision was a "punishment for a life of lies." I promise you there is so much more to this character than "hot daddy with big dick energy". Plus if you say he has cake that's also mischaracterizing him. bro got negative ass fr

Person 1: Man I love Kaeya from Genshin Impact.
Person 2: Omg me too!! He's so hot and sexy and I would let him fuck me all night and call him daddy!!!
Person 1: Man c'mon, there is so much more to him that that. Kaeya's lore is some of the best.

by breadytodie May 17, 2022

Kaeya

A man in the knights of favonius. With cyro vision. Wearing an eye patch to. He's also sexy 5’11 tall man with fingerless gloves and long blue hair. He's the sexiest daddy you'll ever see.
(And has em mommy milkers)

Ava: who is that guy with the blue hair ponytail crap, and fingerless gloves you simp for and scream all the time?
Riku: Ah, he's kaeya. A sexy knight.

Ava: weirdo.

by Kaeya's eye patch May 21, 2021

Kaeya

A sexy ice bridge making Calvary Captain who is so so hot and should rail me ;)

Smart person: Kaeya is so fucking hot

by Kaeyasgayhusband on TikTok 🤤 March 19, 2021

Kaeya

large dick

Albedo: u have a very large dick
Kaeya: thats what my name means shawty babe

by Vin the hot alpha September 6, 2021

Kaeya

the sexiest mf in the universe like holy shit i just want him to #### ### ### ### #### ###### ## ## ### #### ## ###### ### ###. # #### # ### # #### ## ## ##### #### ## ##### # ### #### ### ##### ### ## ##### #### ## # #### ### ## UGHHHHH

person a: yo kaeya is so hot
person b: ong yeah i agree dont you wish he would just #########################################################
person a: ...ayo..

by planetmarsssss February 1, 2022

Kaeya

Hot man

"Hey have you heard of kaeya? The hot man"
"No But his brother is hot"

by Woman kisser January 27, 2022

KAEYA

a big dong daddy that lives in monstadt, what ever your eyes meet his your dik will spring up and you will have one of the fattest nuts youve ever had in your life

rando: kaeya is soo fine, whenever i see him i nut in my panties
Diluc: wtf.

by your moms sugar baby November 24, 2021