A Genshin Impact character largely mischaracterized by the community. He uses his smarts. smug attitude and flattery to get people to do things for him, yet still compensating them afterwards. He's much kinder than what others think, and is a great friend. He threw a party for the Acting Grand Master because she works so hard. He's kind of a wallflower, and is too shy to admits he gave people gifts. I assure you he has not slept with all of Mondstadt. Kaeya prefers keeping his past a mystery. He never reveals anything about his eyepatch, his past with Diluc, Khaenri'ah, or the rumors that he is not from Mondstadt. He's implied to have abandonment issues. Past events with his adoptive brother, Diluc, still make him guilty. He believes himself to be a bad person, and that his Cryo Vision was a "punishment for a life of lies." I promise you there is so much more to this character than "hot daddy with big dick energy". Plus if you say he has cake that's also mischaracterizing him. bro got negative ass fr
Person 1: Man I love Kaeya from Genshin Impact.
Person 2: Omg me too!! He's so hot and sexy and I would let him fuck me all night and call him daddy!!!
Person 1: Man c'mon, there is so much more to him that that. Kaeya's lore is some of the best.
Person 2: Omg me too!! He's so hot and sexy and I would let him fuck me all night and call him daddy!!!
Person 1: Man c'mon, there is so much more to him that that. Kaeya's lore is some of the best.
by breadytodie May 18, 2022
A man in the knights of favonius. With cyro vision. Wearing an eye patch to. He's also sexy 5’11 tall man with fingerless gloves and long blue hair. He's the sexiest daddy you'll ever see.
(And has em mommy milkers)
(And has em mommy milkers)
Ava: who is that guy with the blue hair ponytail crap, and fingerless gloves you simp for and scream all the time?
Riku: Ah, he's kaeya. A sexy knight.
Ava: weirdo.
Riku: Ah, he's kaeya. A sexy knight.
Ava: weirdo.
by Kaeya's eye patch May 21, 2021
Smart person: Kaeya is so fucking hot
by Kaeyasgayhusband on TikTok 🤤 March 19, 2021
by Vin the hot alpha September 06, 2021
the sexiest mf in the universe like holy shit i just want him to #### ### ### ### #### ###### ## ## ### #### ## ###### ### ###. # #### # ### # #### ## ## ##### #### ## ##### # ### #### ### ##### ### ## ##### #### ## # #### ### ## UGHHHHH
person a: yo kaeya is so hot
person b: ong yeah i agree dont you wish he would just #########################################################
person a: ...ayo..
person b: ong yeah i agree dont you wish he would just #########################################################
person a: ...ayo..
by planetmarsssss February 02, 2022
Kaeya is a male Genshin Impact character. Don't mischaracterize him as "The guy who will probably fuck everyone in Mondstadt." Kaeya has a traumatic backstory. When he was a child, his dad left him at Dawn Winery and told him to be a spy for Khanri'ah, his fallen homeland. "You are our only hope", his dad said, that was a heavy burden that a child shouldn't have to hold. Kaeya met Diluc and his dad at Dawn Winery, he spent a great childhood and teenage years with them. However, on the day Diluc's dad died, Kaeya felt guilty about the fact that he was a spy, that his father figure died and he couldn't think straight. Without properly thinking it through, he told Diluc that he was a spy for Khanri'ah and that was when things went bad. Kaeya and Diluc fought, Kaeya got an injury on his eye from Diluc and got his cryo vision. Because he got a cryo vision, he survived, but many say that he didn't want a vision as he wanted to die because (canon part)- he didn't want to choose between Khanri'ah and Mondstadt. After that day, they drifted apart and in the present, Kaeya is pretending to be happy and is hiding all his sadness and depression under a fake smile.
Going back to what I said at the start, do you still think "He would fuck everyone in Mondstadt"?
Going back to what I said at the start, do you still think "He would fuck everyone in Mondstadt"?
Person 1: Kaeya would literally fuck everyone in Mondstadt.
Person 2: Of course not, he's too depressed to do that and he would probably spend his time drinking at the tavern instead.
Person 2: Of course not, he's too depressed to do that and he would probably spend his time drinking at the tavern instead.
by do_not_disturb November 09, 2022
a big dong daddy that lives in monstadt, what ever your eyes meet his your dik will spring up and you will have one of the fattest nuts youve ever had in your life
by your moms sugar baby November 24, 2021