Junky Janker

1. Our lord and savior who eliminated the middle class. 2. Killer of James Charles. 3. Actor of a blue fucking cat.

Junky Janker kills James Charles in Minecraft Monday.

by T0×1C October 22, 2019

JUNKY STUNT

A person who trys to trick you or someone who act like they forgot to pay up.

You: Where is my money?
Person: I will give it to you tomorrow.
You: Don't make me put a foot in your ass.
Person: I promise, I will.
You: Ok, you better watch it or be a victim.

tomorrow never comes. thats a junky stunt.

by MARIO ELLIS September 8, 2007

junky leave

getting denied at places of business for appearing like a junky

Steve tried to pawn his guitar for drug money, even tho its in perfect condition he was told to get out.
Thats for sure some junky leave

by spitfire27 December 2, 2009

Junky beers

Having beers with homeless junkies in front of the homeless shelter.

On a Tuesday morning:

AP: what's the plan for today
Marek: let's get coffee and get junky beers
AP: and then what?
Marek: we eat, then go for junky beers

by Cokemidget March 13, 2022

junky zombie

A guy that died sometime in the early 80s that fell off a dock high on cocaine and drowned. Yet he came back to life, and instead of craving flesh he shakes you down for money, drugs, and cigarettes. He is known to show up when you are using drugs.He yells alot, and will have sex with your girlfriend against her will.

Junky zombie shook me down for my change when I came out of the gas station.

My friend got high on smack, and all the sudden junky zombie showed up, ripped me off and had sex with katie.

by cappdoodledoo May 10, 2011

junky cups

of low quality, janky, not good, cheap

This motel is junky cups; the linens smell and there were two mismatched towels in the bathroom.

by DenimJelly December 6, 2015

Junky Tim

A sexual act where a man with a semi-erect penis tries to awkwardly shove it in and out of a woman's vagina.

"I hooked up last night but since i was drunk all I could give her was a junky tim."

by robsmack August 10, 2017