junkified

the process of placing or rubbing of one's junk on an object that belongs to another person that should not normally come into contact with said junk, causing distress to the junkee. It has been made into a game "Where has my junk been?" to be played with roommates and coworkers.

"I junkified your cell phone while you were gone - aren't you going to answer it ?"

by Stryker1 March 17, 2008

Justified Procrastination

When someone tries to makes their procrastinating seem right by making up fake benefits in their head.

"Studying at 10:00 pm the night before a test helps the subject stay fresh in my mind."

"don't lie to yourself dude, you're using justified procrastination so you an play cod tonight."

by randomsteaksauce March 3, 2011

justified

to be extremely high; justifiably high

"Dude, after that last spliff I'm totally justified"

by Amazon Emily July 16, 2008

justified

What somebody is refered to as they preform a stupid act. Also when some one acts like Justin.

You've just been Justified

by Antonio August 29, 2004

Justified

People acting or dressing or singing like Justin Timberlake.

Did you see that girl in the baby blue bandana? She's justified.

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

funktified

when something is all weird

The ball of clay was all funktified after she got through with it.

by Elena June 9, 2003

justified bitchdom

Behavior typically considered bitchy but in a context where it is totally justified.

I realize I was super blunt but I was engaging in justified bitchdom.

by JLZ-WRD October 28, 2021