Junk dunk

In process of walking through steadily rising water until it gets the the point where a man is forced to submerge his crotch to continue further

The water was cold, but once I got the junk dunk out of the way it wasn't so bad

by BrandyT April 11, 2016

junk drive

a portable memory card full of useless stuff or secret stuff

man 1: do you have a copy of those nude pictures of your ex?
man 2: yeah, i hid them on my junk drive

by iamchaz June 5, 2011

Junk Drawer

A woman's vagina, where a man puts his junk.

"I put my junk in her junk drawer!"

by skold September 16, 2008

Junk Drink

A junk drink is when you go to a resturaunt and you get all the sodas and drinks there are in one drink.

Jenna; I want a good drink....But something crazy.
Brandon; Get a Junk Drink

Jenna; Yesss !

by hallierose98 May 2, 2012

Junk Drawer

A larger than average posterior.

Look at the junk drawer on that mf’ing Christmas elf!

by Neckbone McGee December 3, 2020

Junk Diving

The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.

He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."

She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."

by Retorter February 19, 2012

Junk Drunk

The effects of consuming alcohol that has been poured on your partners genitals and sucked/licked off.

I licked beer from her pussy and ended up Junk Drunk.

by PottyMouth73 October 8, 2023