Distinguished from the more famous Senioritis in this way:
- Junioritis gets work done
- Senioritis does not get work done
Often, people will define Junioritis as Senioritis, but just in Junior year. This is a false definition because, really, they are two very different things.
A symptom of Junioritis is discovering your optimal bullshit level. Throughout your freshman and sophomore years, you have experimented by trial and error how much bullshit you can actually get by. Now that you are a Junior, the bullshit level is just right, like Goldilocks finding Baby Bear's soup. On the other hand, Senioritis rejects the idea of tactical bullshitting and forgoes expending effort as a whole.
Another possibly related symptom of Junioritis is finding out how much you can get done in a short amount of time. If we were to compare a productivity/time graph of a freshman, a sophomore, and a junior, we will notice that as
lim
student -> senior
productivity begins to concentrate closer and closer towards the due date. In essence, the Junior knows how to be a productivity machine, but only after procrastination (prerequisite).
At student=senior, productivity does not exist.
- Junioritis gets work done
- Senioritis does not get work done
Often, people will define Junioritis as Senioritis, but just in Junior year. This is a false definition because, really, they are two very different things.
A symptom of Junioritis is discovering your optimal bullshit level. Throughout your freshman and sophomore years, you have experimented by trial and error how much bullshit you can actually get by. Now that you are a Junior, the bullshit level is just right, like Goldilocks finding Baby Bear's soup. On the other hand, Senioritis rejects the idea of tactical bullshitting and forgoes expending effort as a whole.
Another possibly related symptom of Junioritis is finding out how much you can get done in a short amount of time. If we were to compare a productivity/time graph of a freshman, a sophomore, and a junior, we will notice that as
lim
student -> senior
productivity begins to concentrate closer and closer towards the due date. In essence, the Junior knows how to be a productivity machine, but only after procrastination (prerequisite).
At student=senior, productivity does not exist.
100 math questions assigned Tuesday, due next Monday.
Freshman: Steady pace of 20 math questions per day.
Sophomore: Done on weekend, mostly Sunday.
Junior: Done on Sunday night/Monday morning. (Infected with Junioritis)
Senior: Meh. (Infected with Senioritis)
Freshman: Steady pace of 20 math questions per day.
Sophomore: Done on weekend, mostly Sunday.
Junior: Done on Sunday night/Monday morning. (Infected with Junioritis)
Senior: Meh. (Infected with Senioritis)
by raiseyourweapon March 06, 2013
Junioritis is when a student in their third year of high school suffers the effects of work overload, (Can become more severe when an individual mixes AP and Honors classes with a part-time job), and a lack of recreational time with acquaintances and friends. Usually results in only looking forward to sleeping, if only for 4-5 hours per night due to studies, frequent mental meltdowns, and crankiness towards all individuals in the students life. Symptoms usually begin around October, and continue until Mid-Late June when the shock of the realization that Junior year is finally over subsides.
"I have to write my 10-page research paper, but I am super-suffering from Junioritis and feel like my brain has become mental soup and will leak out of my ears"
After many medical tests, the doctor diagnosed the 17 year old boy, who's brain was no longer able to function due to excessive use, with Junioritis.
After explaining her plight of having too many end of the year projects to her AP history teacher, the teacher showed no sympathy to the student suffering from Junioritis and said "Well, I hear Senior year is fun."
After many medical tests, the doctor diagnosed the 17 year old boy, who's brain was no longer able to function due to excessive use, with Junioritis.
After explaining her plight of having too many end of the year projects to her AP history teacher, the teacher showed no sympathy to the student suffering from Junioritis and said "Well, I hear Senior year is fun."
by exhausted_junior May 30, 2009
A Junior is some one that once you meet you will never want to leave his side he is funny and really interesting to talk about once any girl meets him all they want is to have them to their self.A Junior is a boy that once he sees a girl he likes he wants to go for her no matter if she likes him or not he will treat her like she's he's he will talk about you all the time even when you are not there he will he will try to save you even though you don't want to be saved he will hold you close and make sure whenever he's around you are never sad.If you have a Junior never loose him if for some reason you push him away your a complete ass hole and just made the biggest mistake of your life
by Unknown_princesses🖤 April 08, 2018
Being forcibly subordinated to someone of equal or higher rank within a company or other organization.
Despite his considerable experience, he was totally juniorized by middle management and was forced to perform menial tasks because he was the new guy.
by GPM415 February 16, 2012
A sweet loving guy with amazing usage of words, he knows exactly what to say in every situation. He can put a smile on any body's face.
by love bug 24/7 September 05, 2015
This person is a hot head. He is good with the ladys but takes to much on his plate. He is athletic, funny,smart and crazy cute.
by irul January 05, 2019
The belief that you are entitled to a better job or work situation because of your ability to suck dicks.
by The_penguin_miner August 19, 2019