jukelox

The is the experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles, failures, or humiliation of another. Used as the English term for schadenfreude or leedvermaak.

In a moment of jukelox, she smiled as her ex-boyfriend crashed his face into the ground while skateboarding.

by DirtybeardJesse February 20, 2021

Jukebox Filibuster

To play extremely long songs in the jukebox so that others may not play bad music.

Jim: I can't handle all this country music
Jason: Its all good I just jukebox filibustered with Pink Floyd

by The Achievers March 12, 2013

jukeball

A very popular game played with a tennis ball on a roller hockey court with four people, two on each team. It is played at night under the lights where the competitors try to score goals by throwing the ball into the hockey goal while the other team tries to deny him. Scoring is very difficult and often requires some sort of juke to get by the defender and hurl the ball towards the goalie while also staying behind the throwing line. It was invented in Eugene, Oregon where all the best jukeballers unite and play for the jukeball championship each summer.

Screw women tonight, let's go break some noobs ankles challenging them to jukeball.

by Master of Juke May 16, 2008

Papa-Jukes

A term used in the Warcraft III custom game DotA. One who "Jukes" or escapes in a tight situation with extreme spontaneity and skills leaving the enemy confused and puzzled due to what seemed to be an easy kill but now a lost memory. The red color of the enemy's hit points increases your hunger to hunt him down with one last hit but your movement speed cannot match that of your opponent's. That fog of war shit fucks you up to damn. Can be compared to a cross-over performed in basketball.

Sven: AYO G! WHERE DA FAWK DID LESHRAC GO?

Traxex: IDK MAN!

Leshrac: CANT TOUCH DIS NIGGUH! THEY CALL ME DA PAPA-JUKES!

Strygwyr: wtf is that?... fag

by BoomChikaWhat August 8, 2008

jukmifgguggh

A word which means receiving 0 search results on google. It was popularized in a Reddit thread regarding the accuracy of the number of search results displayed on a google search. It was used to prove that many random combinations of letters which are not expected to show search results do not actually produce any results.

I googled jukmifgguggh and no results came up

by Spongeturtle April 26, 2017

Juklano

The name created by one of two brothers who first started playing Runescape and then Joint Operations. It still used in mostly FPS gaming but can be found in forums. The first clan Juklano ever joined was UBK in J.O.

Juklano got a head shot.
Juklano pwns everyone.

by Noey N. Acey N. January 10, 2008

jukebomb

To completely kill the mood at a bar by playing music on the jukebox that is unbefitting of the establishment, such as country at a trendy urban lounge, hardcore rap at a West Virginia honky tonk, or Celine Dion just about anywhere. Will often result in a mass exodus of people, costing the bar hundreds if not thousands of dollars in revenue, and really piss off the bar owner.

Jerry totally jukebombed The Playaz Club on Saturday night by queuing up 20 consecutive Michael Bolton songs. The place was packed before it started, but by the end of the third Bolton song, it was so quiet that you could almost hear crickets chirping.

by Nicholas D February 27, 2009