man juice

an exotic beverage that a man makes after he jerks himself stupid into a cup (the cup comes with a mini umbrella)

would you like a drink of man juice with that

by Bad Habit April 23, 2006

man juice

The tasty liquid emerging from a man penis or cock when aroused

Fiona got me so horny my man juice went all over her tits

by Johnny Big Balls March 21, 2005

man juice

wonderful white and sticky, goes great on any woman's face

sash's man juice was showered all over chuck's face

by CWB March 7, 2003

man-juice

Human male ejaculate

Bobby is filled to the brim with man-juice, perhaps he should masterbate.

by 2nd Prize April 17, 2003

Man Juice

Sex juice made by men

"He sprayed his man juice all over my face last night!"

by switchedfoot September 13, 2015

retarded waste of monkey-man juice

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.

- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!

- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...

by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008

Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice

The single most offensive phrase possible to say on runescape without changing the original words

Turbodyke: Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice, beyotch!
Bluerose13X: Oh my god, I'm so offended!

by TurboDyke May 27, 2003