jujubi

A cool lovie/dovie slapstick reference for a friend both Male/Female.

So do you wanna hang out with me tonight, Jujubi

by whimsical May 27, 2008

jub jub bird

commonly confused for an insane state of consciousness. in reality it is a person who carries an excessive amount of chaos on his or her shoulders at that point in time. if one takes the time to get to know the jub jub bird they will find the light in the darkness of his chaos. the jub jub bird is capable of anything and everything, and will do anything and everything to see the ones he loves happy. once the jub jub bird cares about you, you will forever be protected by him.

"oh shit! he's becoming the jub jub bird."

by jublove November 15, 2011

jujubear

(n) an adorable Princess Penguin; distinguishing marks include a cute little nose and great hair. Jujubears tend to worry excessively, but become much happier when given the chance to buy shoes and drink bubble tea.

Crikey! 'at Jujubear looks really angry. We'd betta get her to a mall.

by reallyridiculouslygoodlooking August 22, 2012

American Jujubee

Known for igniting many wars and controlling the U.S. Congress. See Wikipedia.

That American Jujubee just got elected to the Senate cause of his lineage.

by Mhunt44 February 25, 2009

jub jub

Selma Bouvier's (Marge Simpson's sister) pet iguana. The one constant companion in a life that has men who come and go.

When Selma walked away from Troy McClure, jub jub was right there with her. Personally, I think she has sex with that thing. They seem so "close".

by lawnmowerman January 6, 2005

Jub Jub

Conan O'brien's meaningless punchline

"Bottom of the ninth, two outs, heres the pitch. Long drive, way back, way back; IT'S A JUB JUB!

by mcv3igh November 19, 2007

jubuub

The intention of raping someone, except that person gives consent. So now it’s not rape.

James was just about to jubuub this guy. I think he’s gay.

by paravoid June 22, 2018