Lovely Jubbly

noun: the breasts on a female, usually pertaining to a BB cup or larger (DD cup preferred) especially during jiggling motions which display bounce. Most wonderful in their prime during involving any act with baby oil.

George W Beaver: "Man check out those cans on that biatch!"
Osama Jizz-Laden: "Yes son, they are a great pair of lovely jubbly's".
George W Beaver: "Word, it would be a righteous honour to engulf my face in her lovely jubbly and the spray my love juice all over them."
Osama Jizz-Laden: "Woooooord".

by Osama Jizz-Laden August 5, 2008

Chocolate Jubbly Slide

Chocolate Jubbly Slide (v): anal-sex between a man and a woman in which the man uses the womans fecal matter as the only source of lubrication. The woman applies bowel-movement pressure in sync with the mans thrusting to keep the fecal matter spurting out to provide an uninterrupted experience. (See Strawberry Jubbly Slide)

Note:

First used on G4TechTV's The Screen Savers on 10/05/2004 in their "Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You" where it was mentioned and held the number two spot. The following is a quote of the list:

The Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You

5. Massive pr0n collection crashed her computer.
4. Missed her birthday while leveling your Jedi Knight.
3. You look like Bill Gates -- but with no money.
2. She doesn't like the Chocolate Jubbly Slide.
1. Too much time playing with your Xbox instead of with her Xbox.

Wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh

Hubby: That's right, I'm riding that fucking Chocolate Jubbly Slide!

Wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh ugggghhh

by Sum1Spcl October 12, 2004

lovely jubbly

v aka kim taehyung from bts is lovely jubbly, it belongs to him AND HIM ONLY. because he has a lovely personality and if I see anyone else use this name for someone else I'm pushing you down stairs from 54th floor.

I miss taehyung, can't wait for my lovely jubbly to come back home

by #11 in bangtan shit for life December 16, 2021

Hateful Jubbly

Female breasts “Boobies” that do not bounce.

Dang Sarah has some hateful Jubbly’s

by Puckeridge99 August 14, 2022

Lubbly Jubbly

"LOVELY Jubbly" was frequently said by Del-Boy in the TV comedy series “Only Fools & Horses”. It was a typical Del-Boy MIS-QUOTE from the 1950s singing TV commercial (which he would have supposedly seen) advertising Jubbly orange drink as, "L-U-B-B-L-Y J-U-B-B-L-Y ! Lubbly Jubbly orange drink." Jubblys were later (c.1960) sold frozen in the same tetrahedron (triangular) shaped pack.

Rodney : "I managed to sell those rubbish watches for 50 quid a time."
Del-Boy : "Lovely Jubbly" - mis-quoted from Lubbly Jubbly

by Andy-oldgit November 22, 2022

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits

Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019