Junkyard Barbie

A woman whose individual body parts are nice, but they don't match, so her body is like a Barbie doll assembled by taking various parts out of a trash heap.

You are with a friend and see a woman with a cute face, but her head is a bit big for her body. Or she has a nice bosom and an upper body that is right for a 140 pound woman, mixed with thin legs that look like they belong on a woman weighing 105 pounds. You say to your buddy, "check out the Junkyard Barbie over there".

by blackcab996 September 25, 2010

janky ass code

unkempt, rushed code written by inebriated programmers that miraculously works and becomes completely unreadable the next day

Dev1: Hey man, did you finish your project last night?
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect

by KingCurry9812 May 13, 2021

Add Junky

Someone who just can't stop requesting friends on sites like MySpace or Facebook. This could last for a hours at a time. Once you see someone appealing, you add them then you'll find yourself adding their appealing top friends and so on.

Being the add junky that Jason is, he spends most of his down time requesting beautiful women's MySpace pages one after another for hours and hours.

by SouloCutz March 16, 2009

junkyard turkey

potentially the most problematic term ever created. very racist and offensive to almost every marginalized group. Every time you say it trump gets a boner

"Look at that Junkyard Turkey " "woah don't drop a hard JT like that!"

by sad_alum February 1, 2019

Junky Dropper

Person or person(s) who give crackheads (aka junkies) laced pills which they then die (drop)

“I don’t go to the plug house any more I heard he a junky dropper”

by Big Ka$h July 8, 2021

janky

(adjective) inferior quality; held in low social regard; old and delapidated; refers almost exclusively to inanimate material objects, not to people

We tried to pick up on these girls waiting for the bus, but I was driving my sister's janky 1989 geo metro so we just got clowned instead.

by the jankinator March 25, 2003

junkyard jangle

when a man tries to hide his premature ejaculation by continued penetration with an improvised phallus

Banged that chick from the organic coffee house last night-

Sweet how did it go?

I fuckin pre-jacked

You cunt! Did you make like a banana and split?

Fuck no, didnt want her to know so i did the ol junkyard jangle finished her off with one of me work boots, she couldnt tell the difference.

by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016