JS

Premature ejaculation.
Cum-quick.

I tried to get laid, but I JS'd in my pants instead.

by Kevin Boles April 18, 2008

JS

Initialism for "jack shit," essentially "nothing important"

What did you do today? "JS, I just sat at home all day"

by Jon Hammer February 5, 2009

JS

Short for Joseph Smith, the founder of the mormon religion. when you call someone Joeseph Smith or JS, you are insulting them for being stupid, dumb, retarded, idiot, etc.

As seen on South Park.

fag: "yo man i just got a GTP and its so fast!"

Dude: "don't be JS."



fag: "2+2=3"


dude: "your name is Joseph Smith"

by Blumpy Rumpkin January 14, 2009

JS

Nerdy engineering students coined this from Jock Strap.
Putting something together shoddily. half-assed, poor construction, held together with tape.....

As in:
"He really JS'ed that together"

Translation:
"That student assembled his project poorly."

by Gabriel5 April 4, 2010

JS

JS is an acronym for Jersey Shore.

I'm so glad JS is on tonight!

by xxxluvr September 11, 2010

JS-sian

An act that is immature, self centered with a lack of empathy, emotionally fragile, avoidant, bears grudges secretly but acts chill, give up easily. Basically an abhorrent behavior with no sense of remorse or responsibility or effort.

Bob spilt his milk but blamed the milk for being liquid.

I told Bob “Stop your JS-sian behavior!”

by Delulu January 25, 2022

JS

JS the Jaws of Life. The most phenomenal Maritime Hiphop artist of all time. Known for his "special ed" type humor on Halifamous.

JS > You
The new JS track is awesome!

by Jeff Schade July 27, 2008