jozzled

A persons feeling after a night out from drinking (drug free) without sleep and having too work the next day.
Could be defined as multiple definitions such as: Tiredness, wariness, hunger, a want for relaxation (drugs).

Could also be known as a (bad) hangover.

Example1:
Willem: What are you doing tonight mate, getting high?
Me: Yeah, probably; I'm jozzled.

Example2:
Geoff: I had an epic night last night, brought back two birds to my place but then had to kick them out so I could go to work all day.
Me: Ohhh man... You must be jozzled.

by Dutchy Funkenstein August 1, 2012

jizzlerious

When you've had so many cream pies you've forgotten whats happened.

We've done it four times now. What?! I thought it was three... OMG I must be Jizzlerious.

by Kennedrhi December 31, 2022

Banana jizzler

Take a banana.

Proceed to jack off.

Jizz on the banana.
Stick the banana up the girls vagina.
Proceed.

dude, me and Sally tried the banana jizzler.

Hardcore bro.

by rysterryn March 3, 2011

jozzer

A thick person. A general waste of space!!!

Fuck off you jozzer,
That jozzer is a anal rapist,
Have you seen that jozzer over there, it's no coincidence hes a hadji.

by Mike and Rich March 11, 2008

Jizzler

3 dicks braided into a twister

Lebron: Hey John and Dan, do you wanna make a jizzler?

by mcpoopymypants May 30, 2021

jizzler

very fat; ball shaped; fucks ugly chicks; apetitie that can never be satisfied; likes to talk shit behind friends backs

you should go to the gym fatass before you look like jizzler.

by james jigsaw December 20, 2008

Jizzler

First sticking finger up arse, then cumming on the same finger. With the arse-stuck jizz-covered finger, you proceed to rub it over the top of someones lip (like Hitler's famous moustache) whilst they are asleep.

Ned, I'm going to Jizzler you when you are asleep.

by YouGotJizzlered May 31, 2009