Jovian

A term used to refer to a homosexual man. Inspired by the name of famous gay musician, Jon Bon Jovi.
"Hey did you hear Matt is gay?"
"Yeah, I heard him and Ryan are both Jovians"
by bonjovifan88 March 21, 2024
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Jovian

Refers to a person who identifies as a homosexual male. The word, coined by Matthew Watson and Ryan Magee of SuperMega, comes from famous singer Bon Jovi, who they erroneously state is a gay man.
I am an ally to both lesbians and jovians alike!
by KawaiiShrekk March 23, 2024
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Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.
If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts
by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022
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